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Post by Cougar on Jul 23, 2007 8:18:23 GMT 9
Tough Love vs. Spanking (a psychological conundrum) Most of America 's populace think it improper to spank children, so I usually tried other methods to control my kids when they had one of "those moments." The one that I found most effective was for me to just take the child for a car ride. They usually calmed down and stopped misbehaving before we got back home. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.     |
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Post by ma1marv on Jul 23, 2007 11:57:08 GMT 9
Awe! Isn't that a darling shot! Well, the only thing I can think of is -- Isn't he supposed to hanging on the REAR deck lid?  Then the picture would have been through the rear view mirror. I like the use of the RADAR ahead showing 99 in a 35 zone.  I think I'll keep that in mind for the grand kids when THEY misbehave! MArv  |
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Post by Cougar on Jul 28, 2007 22:05:28 GMT 9
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."  |
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Post by Bullhunter on Jul 30, 2007 3:03:37 GMT 9
You got that right ! :lol: |
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Jul 30, 2007 5:51:02 GMT 9
AMEN!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Diamondback on Jul 30, 2007 13:31:03 GMT 9
Cougar, you called it on that one!
I also like a shorthand version I saw on a gunboard:
"Political correctness is intellectual fascism."[/i]--Unknown
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Aug 14, 2007 10:06:21 GMT 9
A COMPUTER LETS YOU MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER THAN ANY INVENTION IN HUMAN HISTORY---WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF HANDGUNS AND TEQUILA. 
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Post by Cougar on Nov 7, 2007 7:18:37 GMT 9
Dog For Sale, or free to a good home. Owner can't afford to feed him anymore, and there are no more scum-bags left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Excellent guard dog, answers to the name of Fred. Most of the scum-bags knew him as ' HOLY crap! ' Your help will be appreciated.  |
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Post by Cougar on Nov 24, 2007 0:02:51 GMT 9
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away. |
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Nov 30, 2007 3:12:52 GMT 9
A little history lesson: If you don't know the answer make your best guess.
Answer all the questions before looking at the answers. Who said it?
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above
2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above
3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrushchev
B. Jose f Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above
4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above
5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above
6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above
Answers:
(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!
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Post by Cougar on Dec 26, 2007 12:23:19 GMT 9
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the $hit out of me! So that's it! After today, no more reading. |
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Post by Cougar on Jan 13, 2008 21:18:01 GMT 9
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Pi$$ on it and walk away. |
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Post by pat perry on Jan 14, 2008 2:37:54 GMT 9
Thanks to Barney Barnes 456th FIS Dart Driver: Women Air Traffic controllers...... Delta 851: "Halifax Terminal, Delta 851 with you out of 13,000 for 10,000, requesting runway 15." Halifax Terminal (female): "Delta 851 Halifax, the last time I gave a pilot what he wanted I was on penicillin for three weeks. Expect runway 06."  Pat Perry |
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Post by pat perry on Jan 14, 2008 4:43:12 GMT 9
Thanks to Al Mueller 456th FIS MA-1:
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind
catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband,
"You need a piece of tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
:lol:
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Jan 18, 2008 16:13:02 GMT 9
Here are a few things to think about:
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive inthe carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Why Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Post by Cougar on Feb 19, 2008 11:27:31 GMT 9
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Post by Cougar on Mar 10, 2008 6:54:24 GMT 9
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Post by Cougar on Apr 8, 2008 4:06:53 GMT 9
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." (B. Obama) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Cougar on Apr 9, 2008 23:53:29 GMT 9
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ... He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs." Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then, you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. |
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Then the picture would have been through the rear view mirror. I like the use of the RADAR ahead showing 99 in a 35 zone. 
