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Post by Jim on Nov 8, 2008 1:38:39 GMT 9
 SCIENCE IS SUCH FUN..... The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's weener is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs. The Old Sarge
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Post by Cougar on Jan 20, 2009 11:11:21 GMT 9
RENTING is CHEAPER than BUYING The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather...  On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's (Ex-Gov. NY) call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen...  Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Just proves that renting makes far more sense.  :green-beer :beer :green-beer and more :green-beer for the Ole Sarge for this one! |
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Post by Cougar on Jan 20, 2009 11:16:42 GMT 9
Only one problem with that philosophy Ole Sarge, a night with Kristen and a cold drink of water would probably kill some of us old farts. :tailed-devil :  :tailed-devil :green-beer :beer :green-beer |
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Post by pat perry on Jan 23, 2009 3:41:36 GMT 9
Hey Sixers. Check out this deadly accurate sling shot maker, Rufus Hussy from Ashboro. Betcha didn't know a Six had a reverse gear.... Pat P. :  |
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