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Post by Jeff Shannon on Feb 26, 2007 4:28:10 GMT 9
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Feb 26, 2007 4:29:32 GMT 9
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Feb 26, 2007 4:31:52 GMT 9
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Feb 27, 2007 10:08:30 GMT 9
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Feb 27, 2007 10:11:31 GMT 9
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Feb 27, 2007 10:20:16 GMT 9
The FDA is considering Beer Warning labels
1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering, when you are not.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a%$hole.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4am.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named BO.
12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
15. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
I know in my younger years I could have used a few of these :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cougar on Mar 7, 2007 11:37:41 GMT 9
Did you know that............ The Democratic National Committee is currently polling Americans through the Internet to determine the electability of Hillary Clinton for the presidency of the United States in 2008. If you would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in 2008 please add your name to the bottom of the list below and send it on. Please forward and don't break the chain. This poll has been circulating since 1/03/07 and has reached every state so far. 1.    Now you know!!!!! |
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Mar 9, 2007 9:15:35 GMT 9
"The definition of Rotten"
You really should be sitting down when you read this one
Gold Star Mothers (G.S.M .)is an organization made u p of women whose sons were killed in military combat during service in the United States Armed Forces.
Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star Mothers made a trip to Washington D.C. , to discuss various concerns with their elected Representatives.
According to published reports, there was only one politician who refused to meet with these ladies.
Can you guess which politician
that might be?
Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he met with them.
Try again. Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has never showed anything but contempt for our military?
Do you happen to know the name of any politician in Washington who's husband once wrote of his loathing for the military?
Now you're getting warm! You got it!
None other than the Queen herself, Hillary Rotten Clinton!
She refused repeated requests to meet
with the Gold Star Mothers.
Now, please don't tell me you're Surprised. This woman wants to be President of the United States --- and there is a huge percentage of Voters who are eager to help her achieve that goal.
May you sleep in peace always...and please....hug or thank a Veteran for that privilege.
Think about this one !!!
Don't forget, our girl,
Hillary Rodham Clinton,
as a New York Senator, now comes under this fancy congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan.
It's common knowledge that, in order for her to establish NYS residency, they purchased a million+ dollar house in upscale Chappaqua , NY
Makes sense.
Now, they are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. The mortgage payments hover at about $10,000 per month.
BUT, an extra residency had to be built within the acreage in order to house the Secret Service agents..
The Clinton 's now charge the Secret Service $10,000 monthly rent for the use of said Secret Service residence and that rent is just about equal to their mortgage payment, meaning that we, the tax payers, are paying the Clinton 's mortgage, their transportation, their safety and security, their 12 man staff, and it's all perfectly legal.
Sincerely, Cmdr. Hamilton McWhorter
U.S.N.
(retired)
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Post by Cougar on May 29, 2007 9:08:14 GMT 9
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Post by Bullhunter on Jun 8, 2007 13:53:52 GMT 9
If the Secret Service is so secret, then why do they have it on their cars ? Click on the pic and look at the door.  |
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Post by Cougar on Jun 24, 2007 2:24:06 GMT 9
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Post by 615crewdog on Dec 30, 2007 4:41:24 GMT 9
I really like the new pass port camera. But I don't think it should be limited to just the Iraqi's. It should be used on all those "little sheeeet heads!!!!!! |
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Post by Jeff Shannon on Jan 18, 2008 16:15:33 GMT 9
Gun History
A Little Gun History
I Thought you might appreciate this . . .
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In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. >From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated
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Guatemala established gun co troll in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Cambodia established gun control in 1956. >From 1975 to 1977, one million educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.
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It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results are now in:
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List of 7 items: Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!
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In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!
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While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.
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There has also been a dramatic increase in break- ins and assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience and the other historical facts above prove it.
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You won't see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.
Take note my fellow Americans, before it's too late! The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them of this history lesson.
With guns, we are 'citizens'. Without them, we are 'subjects'.
During WWII the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were ARMED!
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Post by Cougar on Jan 20, 2008 12:33:51 GMT 9
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Post by Cougar on Jan 27, 2008 21:12:49 GMT 9
Words with two meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND: He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . ..You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .. Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said .. . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . . Why are married women heavier than singlewomen? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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Post by Cougar on Feb 25, 2008 23:14:04 GMT 9
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Post by Cougar on Aug 27, 2008 6:10:29 GMT 9
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Post by lindel on Aug 27, 2008 8:01:44 GMT 9
How much is it to ship the empty bottles... :smokin:
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Post by Cougar on Oct 15, 2008 6:29:27 GMT 9
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, "I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?" Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder." Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed." They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true, the mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world." Angelina Jolie chimed in and said: "It's true for me too, I'm the most gorgeous woman alive." Brad Pitt was all down in the dumps as he said: // "Who the hell is Cougar??" |
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Post by Gene on Oct 15, 2008 7:20:40 GMT 9
shades of "top gun" ;D  |
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