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Post by MOW on Jan 16, 2005 18:27:48 GMT 9
A U.S. Navy submarine commander walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch and taps it with the old Morse Code three longs, three shorts, and three longs, then looks at the watch again for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "My nuclear submarine just docked down at Pier One, and on our last mission I was assigned this high tech state-of-the-art military spy watch, and I was just checking it for messages."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art spy watch? What's so special about it?"
The Navy commander explains: "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Navy commander smirks, taps his watch again, and says, "The damn thing's an hour fast."
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Post by Cougar on Jan 19, 2005 18:52:56 GMT 9
I'm thinking this falls under State-of-the-Art  Slogans promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. If you go into heat, package your meat 12. While you're undressing venus, dress up your peni$ 13. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 14. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 15. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 16. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 17. The right selection will protect your erection 18. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 19. A crank with armor will never harm her 20. No glove, no love!  |
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