Jim Scanlon (deceased)
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Post by Jim Scanlon (deceased) on May 12, 2013 0:42:54 GMT 9
There has been much concern of late about the apparent lies being told by our politicians, media and the rest of us. Mark Twain lamented the Decay of the Art of Lying, in a short essay. You may read it on-line at the below link. www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/442/Jim Too  |
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Post by Jim on May 13, 2013 2:57:18 GMT 9
There has been much concern of late about the apparent lies being told by our politicians, media and the rest of us. Mark Twain lamented the Decay of the Art of Lying, in a short essay. You may read it on-line at the below link. www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/442/Jim Too No Jim Too, it isn't decaying, Obama and tribe fertilize it every morning- bullshit makes a lot of things blossom   |
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Post by Jim on May 14, 2013 6:18:37 GMT 9
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. ;
Let’s have a look at the evidence: ;
- No Christmas ;
- No television ;
- No nude women ;
- No football ;
- No pork chops ;
- No hot dogs ;
- No burgers ;
- No beer ;
- No bacon ;
- Rags for clothes ;
- Towels for hats ;
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower ;
- More than one wife ;
More than one mother in law ;
- You can't shave ;
- Your wife can't shave ;
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey ;
- You cook over burning camel crap ;
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you ;
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey ;
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? ;
Well no sh*t Sherlock!.... ;
It's not like it could get much worse ;
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Post by pat perry on May 14, 2013 8:12:09 GMT 9
Old Sarge, looks like Mark Twain was correct about the decay of the art of lying. One can even take the lie of another and use it to achieve his own objectives. I received this in email today:  Humor or disgusting use of the first amendment? We report, you decide. Pat P. |
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Post by Jim on May 14, 2013 12:13:14 GMT 9
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> Alabama beat Tennessee,
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> Alabama beat Auburn,
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> Then Alabama beat Notre Dame, and the Pope resigned.......
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> Damn, I wish the White House had a team!
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Post by emptynest99 on Jul 14, 2013 2:38:09 GMT 9
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. ; Let’s have a look at the evidence: ; - - Towels for hats ; Those are small sheets, not towels. Hence forevermore they are to be known as "little sheet heads". larry |
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