Bullhunter
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Post by Bullhunter on Jun 4, 2012 10:20:02 GMT 9
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Post by Diamondback on Jun 4, 2012 10:45:30 GMT 9
There was a classic if sarcastic Senior Moment on one episode of Leverage, when Parker's "dad" was being harassed by a hacker and put a cane to his throat...
Archie: "I have two canes. One with a taser capable of delivering 10,000 volts. The other extends a 6-inch stiletto blade." (holds it to Chaos' neck) "Chaos": "Which one is this one?" Archie: "Oh, I don’t seem to remember. I am 'super old.'"
Moral of the story: Don't mess with old people... they'll put a foot far enough up your arse to wear you as a legwarmer.
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Post by bear (Deceased) on Jun 4, 2012 11:06:06 GMT 9
Like when you to where your going and can't remember going through a town, stop light,,over a bridge, and a 11 oop's a1000 other things, so put it off till the next day and it never gets done, dam brain farts.
Bear Left out get.
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Post by LBer1568 on Jun 4, 2012 22:18:45 GMT 9
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background,
One of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch , and margaritas into urine.
Life is good, live it.
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Post by Gene on Jun 5, 2012 4:15:38 GMT 9
i'm doing the best i.....
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Post by steve201 (deceased) on Jun 5, 2012 8:22:44 GMT 9
at my age....memory is the second thing that goes....I don't remember the first... :drunk Steve
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