Telephone Survey (Read 266 times)

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the U.N. (United Nations).



The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about soltions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"



The survey was a massive failure because of the following:



1) Eastern Europe did not know what "honest" meant.

2) Western Europe did not know what "shortage" meant.

3) Africa did not know what "food" meant.

4) China did not know what "opinion" meant.

5) The Middle East did not know what "solution" meant.

6) South American did not know what "please" meant.

7) The USA did not know what "rest of the world" meant.

8) Canada all hung up when they heard an East Indian accent.