cc790
F-106 Skilled
F-106 '80-'84 F-15 '84-'01
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Post by cc790 on Feb 20, 2010 4:27:46 GMT 9
Why aircraft are better than woman:
1. An airplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time
2. Airplanes like to do it inverted
3. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch
4. An airplanes thrust to weight ratio is higher
5. An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and go".
6. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection
7. Airplanes come with manuals
8. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits
9. You can fly an airplane any time of the month
10. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong
11. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown
12. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes or airplane magazines
13. Airplanes don't come with in-laws
14. It's OK to use tie downs on your airplane
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