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Post by dude on May 23, 2009 12:54:23 GMT 9
 A young Leutenant had just been assigned his first command as the garrison leader at a remote F-Troop wanna be post. Upon arrival he was met by the garrison first Sargeant and given a tour of the facility. They viewed the barracks, the mess hall, the armory and eventually came to the stable. As he walked through admiring the horses, the LT noticed a camel back in the last stall. "Sargeant regulations only permit horses on a post. What's that camel doing here?" The Sarge (who had a touch of Irish) replied, "Well sir that's Clara. You see LT we're out here in this god forsaken place by ourselves, and well at times the men, being the fine strappin lads that they are with normal bodily urges, well they can get pretty lonely if you get my meanin. And well sir that's what she is for." The LT was taken back, but wishing to get off on the right foot with the men, he agreed that Clara could stay. A few weeks later the LT was feeling his own urges, so he called the Sarge, "Sargeant bring Clara here." "Sir?" "You heard me. Bring Clara here." "LT am I to understand that you want me to bring Clara here to your office?" "That's correct. Now get to it." The Sarge disappeared and returned a few minutes later with the camel. Walked her into the office and handed the LT the tether. "Thank you Sargeant. That will be all." The LT looked around in the room and found a stool to stand on, got up behind her, dropped his drawers, and proceeded to have his carnal way with the camel. Finished, he was just stepping off the stool and tucking his shirt back into his trousers when he turned to see the Sarge standing in the doorway trying very hard not to snicker out loud. Attempting to maintain his composure the LT said, "Well Sargeant isn't that the way the men do it?" "Well not exactly LT. You see the lads... well they just ride her into town."
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A young Leutenant had just been assigned his first command as the garrison leader at a remote F-Troop wanna be post. Upon arrival he was met by the garrison first Sargeant and given a tour of the facility. They viewed the barracks, the mess hall, the armory and eventually came to the stable. As he walked through admiring the horses, the LT noticed a camel back in the last stall.
