Bullhunter
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Post by Bullhunter on Apr 2, 2011 18:20:14 GMT 9
1. Can cuss for ten minutes without ever repeating a word. 2. Have a spine. 3. Can play a cherry Lieutenant like a finely tuned instrument. 4. Can see in the Dark. 5. Have eyes in the back of their heads. 6. Still don't trust the Russians. 7. Still hate the French. 8. Don't know how to be politically correct. 9. Don't give a damn about being politically correct. 10. Think that "politically correct" should fall under S### in the UCMJ. 11. Love deployments because there is less paperwork and more "real work." 12. Can run 5 miles with a hangover. 13. Do not fear women in the military. 14. Would like to date G. I. Jane. 15. Still know how to use a buffer. 16. Can tell you anything you want to know about an M1911A1 although they are no longer in the inventory. 17. Believe that they do have a rendezvous with destiny. 18. Believe that "Nuts" wasn't all that Brigadier General McAuliffe said to the Germans at Bastogne. 19. Don't know how to use a "stress card". 20. Idolize John Wayne. 21. Don't believe that AAFES really needs a "commander". 22. Would have paid money to see Custer getting his clock cleaned. 23. Really don't like taking S### from those who haven't "been there". 24. Know how to properly construct a field latrine. 25. Might admire the Germans, but still realize they got their butts kicked. Twice. 26. Aren't afraid of the Chinese, who probably don't have enough rowboats to invade Taiwan. 27. Would rather be OPFOR than MOPP 4. 28. Don't believe a darn thing the Iraqis say. 29. Don't need a GPS to find themselves. 30. Have enough BDU's in their closet to start a surplus store. 31. Think that MRE's taste good (with a little hot sauce). 32. Are convinced that "wall-to-wall" counseling really works. 33. Have more time on the front-line than most others have in the chow line. 34. Know how to make coffee when the measuring scoop goes missing. 35. Know that it's not good coffee when you can see through it. 36. Don't blame poor marksmanship on their M-16. 47. Know that inept leaders will always say they have inept soldiers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2011 22:46:15 GMT 9
Here, here, and a tip of the old Hatlo Hat to Bullhunter, just for us old folks who might remember Hatlo!!
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 2, 2011 22:53:27 GMT 9
Dentist with a sense of humour.... The other day, a gentleman went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.
The Dentist takes out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
"No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.
"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"! The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"!
"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"
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Post by steve201 (deceased) on Apr 3, 2011 0:16:51 GMT 9
and real sgts can't count from 1 - 37......... :lol :us_flag :e9new :e8new :e7new : Steve
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Post by Jim on Apr 3, 2011 1:31:15 GMT 9
Didn't need to, always had an A/1c on hand to do the easy stuff.................. BTW, what theF are BDUs? ? Political correct crap to impress the unknowing? Fatigues worked up until someone thought that "cammies" would hide an airman on the white concrete or blacktop usually associated with an airfield - bare base or otherwise.... Would even stand out on the old PSP, which is older than the HATLO HAT........ A tip o me foine fatigue cap to the writer of my resume with a few errors... The Old Sarge
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2011 2:15:20 GMT 9
faith and big aura, or sumtin like at
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Jim Scanlon (deceased)
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Post by Jim Scanlon (deceased) on Apr 5, 2011 9:04:44 GMT 9
Yep, I grew up reading "They'll Do It Every Time", in the Hearst fish wrapper in San Francisco, where Jimmy Hatlo got his start.
Jim Too
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