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Post by Jim on Sept 10, 2021 14:38:02 GMT 9
Yep, that is "Old MArv........
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Post by Jim on Sept 10, 2021 1:47:22 GMT 9
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Post by Jim on Sept 7, 2021 5:39:52 GMT 9
I'm a good old boy who has done enough stoop work out in the sun to have a red neck.
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Post by Jim on Sept 5, 2021 1:54:59 GMT 9
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What the heck is that crop, it had a strange order.? Field after field had it. Sorghum
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Post by Jim on Sept 3, 2021 0:49:11 GMT 9
Just for you Jeff...........
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Post by Jim on Aug 31, 2021 4:12:57 GMT 9
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Post by Jim on Aug 18, 2021 9:18:44 GMT 9
I am so old that I didn't see tv in our house until I came home on leave at Christmas of '52. Apropos of nothing, Jim, saw this post from a gun-board buddy and immediately thought of you. "I'm Irish, if we could be killed, exterminated, wiped out, stapled or potentially mutilated, well, after near a nearly a thousand or so years, the English would have figured it out by now. They Haven't and we are still breeding like horny drunken Irishmen! F' you vaccine. No Mask, No Vax, No Problem !"
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Post by Jim on Aug 18, 2021 3:41:18 GMT 9
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. "No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem - it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old are you and husband, anyway?" " Were both Thirty-five," she replied. "And you still believes in genies?.. That's amazing."
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Post by Jim on Aug 18, 2021 3:37:46 GMT 9
A Rabbi and a Catholic priest meet and must sit together on a bus. After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh?" The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi says: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?” With or without Swiss Cheese?
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Post by Jim on Aug 16, 2021 3:42:19 GMT 9
I am so old that I didn't see tv in our house until I came home on leave at Christmas of '52.
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Post by Jim on Aug 11, 2021 1:02:58 GMT 9
CHIEF O' THE DART- HAPPY BIRTHDAY- 86 of them.. A "Master" Aircraft RestorerThe Older Sarge
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Post by Jim on Aug 11, 2021 0:54:24 GMT 9
A man was having computer problems. So he called Eric, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, the man called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.” The man didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.” Eric grinned, “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?” “No,” he replied. Eric told him to write it down and he’d figure it out. So the man wrote down: ID10T He used to like Eric, know he thinks he’s a little jerk
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Post by Jim on Aug 10, 2021 7:42:23 GMT 9
Income Tax Filing Strategy To: Internal Revenue Service, Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001 Enclosed is my 2021 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040. It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values. Sincerely, Another satisfied taxpayer
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Post by Jim on Aug 8, 2021 2:11:19 GMT 9
SKIPPING CHURCH ================ Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?" Golfers and bass fishermen--- The only difference is the size of the score!!!!!!!
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Post by Jim on Aug 3, 2021 0:15:54 GMT 9
I remember this incident. It was at Minot in the late 70s. A two ship went up to practice close maneuvers and the trailing 6 got too close and knocked it's nose off on the wing of the lead. The lead suffered just minor damage and landed first. The "noseless" one got on the ground OK, but everything in front of the foreword bulkhead was gone. Pucker factor for that pilot was very high.
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Post by Jim on Aug 2, 2021 3:20:11 GMT 9
A POEM WORTH READING .....
He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past., Of a war that he once fought in And the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies; They were heroes, every one. And 'tho sometimes to his neighbors His tales became a joke, All his buddies listened quietly For they knew where of he spoke. But we'll hear his tales no longer, For ol' Joe has passed away, And the world's a little poorer For a Veteran died today. He won't be mourned by many, Just his children and his wife. For he lived an ordinary, Very quiet sort of life. He held a job and raised a family, Going quietly on his way; And the world won't note his passing, 'Tho a Veteran died today. When politicians leave this earth, Their bodies lie in state, While thousands note their passing, And proclaim that they were great. Papers tell of their life stories From the time that they were young, But the passing of a Veteran Goes unnoticed, and unsung. Is the greatest contribution To the welfare of our land, Some jerk who breaks his promise And cons his fellow man? Or the ordinary fellow Who in times of war and strife, Goes off to serve his country And offers up his life? The politician's stipend And the style in which he lives, Are often disproportionate, To the service that he gives. While the ordinary Veteran, Who offered up his all, Is paid off with a medal And perhaps a pension, small. It is not the politicians With their compromise and ploys, Who won for us the freedom That our country now enjoys. Should you find yourself in danger, With your enemies at hand, Would you really want some cop-out, With his ever-waffling stand? Or would you want a Veteran His home, his country, his kin, Just a common Veteran, Who would fight until the end. He was just a common Veteran, And his ranks are growing thin, But his presence should remind us We may need his likes again. For when countries are in conflict, We find the Veteran's part, Is to clean up all the troubles That the politicians start. If we cannot do him honor While he's here to hear the praise, Then at least let's give him homage At the ending of his days. Perhaps just a simple headline In the paper that might say: "OUR COUNTRY IS IN MOURNING, A VETERAN DIED TODAY. ” Author 'Unknown ’
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Post by Jim on Aug 1, 2021 0:37:06 GMT 9
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK...................................
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Post by Jim on Jul 27, 2021 9:40:53 GMT 9
Something wrong with this out of focus video.... #1 It is not an RF-101 appears to have short pitot boom, nor is it a B model.. Single seat canopy. RF-101 (all models) did NOT have a radome. In place of radar it had a Fairchild KA-2 forward looking camera. (RF-101dock chief Misawa AB 1964-66, RF101 weight and balance tech a/c insp. Tan Son Nuht AB, RVN 1966-67)
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Post by Jim on Jul 24, 2021 1:37:43 GMT 9
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUGNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jim on Jul 21, 2021 0:03:44 GMT 9
During a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, when you haven't got the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state... Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney nearly died on the spot. Suddenly, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said... "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
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