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Post by Marvin Pine on Apr 5, 2024 0:15:45 GMT 9
One point you missed on, those who didn't have a pot to piss in were low, but the lowest were those without a fixed abode so that they not only didn't have a pot to piss in but they also didn't have a window to throw it out of.
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 5, 2024 3:41:37 GMT 9
Latest GOP version of Souther Border Patrol.
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Post by Marvin Pine on Apr 5, 2024 4:56:50 GMT 9
We could also stock the river with piranhas and bull sharks.
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Post by Diamondback on Apr 5, 2024 5:24:21 GMT 9
We could also stock the river with piranhas and bull sharks. Except underr specific conditions and specific speies, most piranhas are generally quite docile. Now bull sharks, on the other hand... excellent choice.
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 6, 2024 1:45:28 GMT 9
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Post by Marvin Pine on Apr 6, 2024 3:40:06 GMT 9
At this point in time, natural stupidity is of more concern than artificial intelligence.
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 7, 2024 1:59:06 GMT 9
The Dot Indian Women Wear FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP! For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with AT&T Internet technical advice.
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 7, 2024 1:59:26 GMT 9
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 8, 2024 22:52:42 GMT 9
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years.
They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Wheeling WV archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Woodsdale.
Shortly after, a story in the The Intelligencer read, "WV archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.
One week later, a local newspaper in Barton Ohio reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Hell’s Kitchen, Pete Riley, a hell of an engineer and a self-taught archaeologist reported that he found absolutely nothing.
Riley has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Ohio had already gone wireless."
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 9, 2024 0:17:32 GMT 9
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 9, 2024 0:21:43 GMT 9
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 10, 2024 5:32:41 GMT 9
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 13, 2024 0:36:54 GMT 9
Never worked on Gun Ship but did a lot of tech orders and logistics work, as contractor, at WPAFB. Went TDY to Hurlburt Field, Florida a lot, Great grope of guys assigned there.
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 13, 2024 1:26:15 GMT 9
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Post by Marvin Pine on Apr 13, 2024 5:56:06 GMT 9
Although, the smell is very similar
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 14, 2024 0:29:27 GMT 9
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 16, 2024 3:05:19 GMT 9
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 17, 2024 0:33:26 GMT 9
A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to pick him up. After 100km the car sputters and comes to a stop. The bee looks at the fuel gauge, groans, gets out and proceeds to pee into the fuel tank, gets back in the car and away they go. The grasshopper is, of course, amazed after this happens 2 more times. Then in the middle of nowhere the car runs out of fuel for the 4th time. The bee starts freaking out and says ‘I can’t go again, I just can’t. I’m tapped.’ The grasshopper tries to settle the bee by saying that he really needs to pee and he will gladly pee into the tank. The bee stops for a second and starts laughing hysterically.
‘If only it was that simple dear grasshopper. You see this specific model of car, only runs on BP!’
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 17, 2024 2:36:51 GMT 9
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says: “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says: “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks: “And what are those?” The Aussie, fed up with the bragging, asks with an incredulous look:
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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Post by LBer1568 on Apr 18, 2024 2:49:00 GMT 9
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